I am afraid not...
A semi classic joke-
A rope somehow finds its way to a restaurant. A waiter comes up to it and says: Excuse me, but might you be a rope?
The rope replies: Why yes, I am.
Waiter: Sorry, but we don't serve ropes here.
The rope manages to get outside and ties it self in a knot and cuts itself up. He goes back in and the waiter asks it if it is a rope or not.
Rope: Sorry sir, but I am a frayed knot.
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