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Old 07-13-2008   #4 (permalink)
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A rabbit goes into a butchers and says to the butcher,"Can I have a lettuce,Sir"

The butcher laughs and says,"I'm a butcher I don't sell lettuce"

The rabbit Replies,"I've heard that you grow the best lettuce in the whole village."

The Butcher blushes,"Well yes,I'll give you one."

The next day this happens again and the next day it happens again and so on or a week.

On the 8th day the rabbit asks again for a lettuce.

The butcher replies,"I will give you one more,but come again and I'll nail your ears to the floor with 9 inch nails."

The next day the rabbit walks into the butchers,"Excuse me sir,Do you have any 9 inch nails,"

"No,I don't" says the butcher

"I'll have a lettuce then."replies the rabbit
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