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Old 12-12-2007   #1 (permalink)
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A semi classic joke-

A rope somehow finds its way to a restaurant. A waiter comes up to it and says: Excuse me, but might you be a rope?
The rope replies: Why yes, I am.
Waiter: Sorry, but we don't serve ropes here.
The rope manages to get outside and ties it self in a knot and cuts itself up. He goes back in and the waiter asks it if it is a rope or not.
Rope: Sorry sir, but I am a frayed knot.
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A semi classic joke-

A rope somehow finds its way to a restaurant. A waiter comes up to it and says: Excuse me, but might you be a rope?
The rope replies: Why yes, I am.
Waiter: Sorry, but we don't serve ropes here.
The rope manages to get outside and ties it self in a knot and cuts itself up. He goes back in and the waiter asks it if it is a rope or not.
Rope: Sorry sir, but I am a frayed knot.
LOL that is all i have to say is LOL
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That was a little bit funny.
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LOL that is all i have to say is LOL
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um....ok....Let me think of a joke......hmmmmmm. OH, okay, I got one!.....

Ok, ok....so theres this man in a box-like room. No windows or doors. All there is in it, besides the man, is a mirror and a table. So...how does he get out? Lets assume the box is like steel and the man is friggin weak ok?
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he smashes the mirrior and cuts himself so the guards come in and take him out.....i am guessing
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First, he looks at the table. He imagines it being in half. He turns around and looks in the mirror. He sees what he saw, and sees/saws the table in half. He puts the two halves together and two halves make a whole/hole and he crawls out (the hole). Right?
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yah....i was hoping nobody would get it....lol. Well, let me think of another joke then..... hmmmmmmmmm
ok....why did the chicken cross the road?
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