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Master Sora · 08-04-2008

Yo momma's so fat,, that she measured herself on the weighting scale and it said To Be Continued
Yo momma's so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo momma's so ugly that not even a paper bag could block her face

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The Heartless King · 08-04-2008

Owch!! lol!

Twin in Shroud · 08-11-2008

yo mama so old she farts mummy dust
yo mama so dumb she tried to teach a book how to read
yo mama so black she got out the car and the oil light came on
yo mama sweat donut glaze and bleed grease
yo mama tried to bake the pilsbury dough man
y mama so fat she went swimming in the ocean a boat saw her and yelled out"Land Ho"

Master Sora · 08-11-2008

Woah O.O.....

Twin in Shroud · 08-11-2008

Jokes and Jokes and Jokes and Jokes and HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

shadoweddestroyer · 08-28-2008

Yo mamma so lazy she fainted when she found out what DIY stood for!

un BLE vble · 08-28-2008

yo momma's s poor, she goes to KFC just to lick people's fingers.

xrawrxmassacre · 08-28-2008

yo mamma's so fat and ugly when she walked into tokyo the japanese yelled "AHHHH GODZILLA!"

~Narikoo~ · 08-28-2008

Whoaow! ^^* lol You guys are so horrible with mothers ! ^^
I have one, but it's in French...
"Ta mère est tellement grosse que lorsqu'elle mange des cacahuètes, elle chie des Snickers" Haha, I hope I'm not the only person who speaks French ! >.<
Have a nice day ! ^^*

xrawrxmassacre · 08-28-2008

hahahaha that's really good Narikoo

hehe i take french and german so i mostly understood it in french

08-04-2008	#21 (permalink)
Master Sora Kairi 123 GO Champion! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dayton,Ohio (Destiny Islands) Age: 15 Posts: 473 Rep Power: 1	Yo momma's so fat,, that she measured herself on the weighting scale and it said To Be Continued Yo momma's so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl Yo momma's so ugly that not even a paper bag could block her face Classic Skills __________________ Thanks Loco... There's more to a heart than just anger or hate. It's full of all kinds of feelings... A scattered dream is like a far off memory..A far off memory is like a scattered dream, I wanna line the pieces up, yours and mine...

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The Heartless King The Keybearer Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 1,425 Rep Power: 2	Owch!! lol! __________________ Join The Organization.......You'll Thank Me Later Thanks Xadimurti for these great sigs.

08-11-2008	#23 (permalink)
Twin in Shroud Sora Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the moon Age: 17 Posts: 109 Rep Power: 1	yo mama so old she farts mummy dust yo mama so dumb she tried to teach a book how to read yo mama so black she got out the car and the oil light came on yo mama sweat donut glaze and bleed grease yo mama tried to bake the pilsbury dough man y mama so fat she went swimming in the ocean a boat saw her and yelled out"Land Ho" __________________ Word on a patty, what's yo beef? Tobi's a good boy...

08-11-2008	#24 (permalink)
Master Sora Kairi 123 GO Champion! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dayton,Ohio (Destiny Islands) Age: 15 Posts: 473 Rep Power: 1	Woah O.O..... __________________ Thanks Loco... There's more to a heart than just anger or hate. It's full of all kinds of feelings... A scattered dream is like a far off memory..A far off memory is like a scattered dream, I wanna line the pieces up, yours and mine...

08-11-2008	#25 (permalink)
Twin in Shroud Sora Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the moon Age: 17 Posts: 109 Rep Power: 1	Jokes and Jokes and Jokes and Jokes and HAHAHAHAHA!!!! __________________ Word on a patty, what's yo beef? Tobi's a good boy...

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shadoweddestroyer RP spammer hunter! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The RP board. (Where else?) Ok, maybe Cromer area, Norfolk county, England..... Age: 13 Posts: 376 Rep Power: 2	Yo mamma so lazy she fainted when she found out what DIY stood for! __________________ Like my avatar? Dumb cat... Ok so you probably noticed Im not on much. Im using another internet connection. I cant use it to much because its one of those pay as you do thingymabbobies, but I will be on A.M.A.P! http://kh-3.net/forums/original-idealist-roleplays/2792-remnants-s-f-e-s-15-guideline-limited.html Copy + Paste PLEASE! Just have a look!

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un BLE vble Moogle Americas Army Champion! Snake Champion! FootBall Champion! Helicopter Champion! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Super Fresh Age: 15 Posts: 84 Rep Power: 1	yo momma's s poor, she goes to KFC just to lick people's fingers. __________________ 89% of teens have resorted to filling their sigs with percentage facts. if you're one of the 11% who doesn't find them compelling anymore, then good for you. Yes, that was hypocritical.

08-28-2008	#28 (permalink)
xrawrxmassacre Moogle Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: pennsylvania Age: 16 Posts: 67 Rep Power: 1	yo mamma's so fat and ugly when she walked into tokyo the japanese yelled "AHHHH GODZILLA!" __________________

08-28-2008	#29 (permalink)
~Narikoo~ Moogle Join Date: May 2008 Location: * France * Age: 16 Posts: 73 Rep Power: 1	Whoaow! ^^* lol You guys are so horrible with mothers ! ^^ I have one, but it's in French... "Ta mère est tellement grosse que lorsqu'elle mange des cacahuètes, elle chie des Snickers" Haha, I hope I'm not the only person who speaks French ! >.< Have a nice day ! ^^* __________________ ....* <3 .... <3 ... <3 ... <3 ... --> Thanks alot Xadi ! =)*

08-28-2008	#30 (permalink)
xrawrxmassacre Moogle Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: pennsylvania Age: 16 Posts: 67 Rep Power: 1	hahahaha that's really good Narikoo hehe i take french and german so i mostly understood it in french __________________

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